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smathmouth:

at some point i realized only people on the internet wanted to fuck me

so i started fucking people from the internet

I do

nicedad69piss:

preteenager:

i don’t even want a boyfriend I just want a guy that’ll buy me nachos and kiss my neck and has a big penis is that too much to ask

i got a small dick but beggars can’t be choosers so gimme a call whenever you want some nachos

I’m half black and my dick is huge hit me up whenever

(via smathmouth)